There's this computer game called Tumblebugs wherein you rescue bugs from slavery. It's a very cute and colorful game. After each stage, a "tip" box appears. But instead of showing tips about the game, it features sayings which are, let's call it, twisted (but funny and true at the same time). Let's get it on!.
1. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
2. Never mess up an apology with an excuse.
3. Don't worry about what people think. They don't do it very often.
4. You are being watched. Cut out the hanky-panky for a few days.
5. A photographic memory is no use if it's never developed.
6. Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
7. Never trust a dog to watch your food.
8. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
9. Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and it bothers the pig.
10. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
12. Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.
13. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
14. Genetics explain why you look like your father and if you don't, why you should.
15. Ambition is a poor excuse for not having the good sense to be lazy.
16. Everything your mother ever warned you about is true.
17. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
18. If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacement anyway.
19. If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
20. If you look like your passport photo, you're not well enough to travel.
21. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
22. Sometimes thought and planning are the way to go (especially early on).
23. A shortcut is the longest path between two points.
24. A bit of hardwork never killed anyone - but why risk it?
25. The glass is either half full, half empty, or twice as big as it needs to be.
26. Diplomacy is the art of saying "good doggie" while looking for a bigger stick.
27. If you want your spouse to pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
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2 comments:
ok yung mga quotes ah--most of it are funny and cute. :) interesting yung game.
i always love tumblebugs qoute... whenever i was play it, i always waiting they funny and smart quote .. thanks for posting it
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