More Tumblebugs

Here's part 2 of the Tumblebugs Philosophy (I didn't know there were more):
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1. A 3-year old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
2. It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without you help.
3. Sometimes speed is the way to win (especially later on).
4. Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
5. Everything takes longer than you think it will.
6. If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
7. A likely impossibility is always preferable to an unconvincing possibility.
8. Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
9. The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
10. You can only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
11. A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.
12. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do.
13. Politicians and diapers should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
14. Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
15. How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.
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