9.21.2007

Unholy Books

Works that will never get published due to religious controversy:
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1. The God-idea and Christian Utopic Delusions
2. Knowing God's Will: Evangelical Dementia
3. Ye of Little Faith: A Survey of Christian Low Self-Esteem Since 33A.D.
4. As the Spirit Leads: How to Manipulate Others in God's Name
5. The Invisible God: Where is He When You Need Him?
6. How to Misread the Bible Without Even Trying
7. Common Ignorance: The Bible and Its Readers
8. Single By Salary: Why Ministers Should Not Fall in Love
9. Goddess Worship: Evangelical Alternative to Mariology (Why Have One When You Can Have Them All?)
10. Elvis in Heaven: Salvation Through the King
11. God Spoke to Me: Who Needs the Bible Anyway?
12. God Spoke to Me (Part 2): Persuading Someone to Marry You
13. Chrisitian Celebrities: We Are More Popular Than Jesus
14. Bless Me: Holy Materialism in Today's Church
15. How to Lose Your Salvation in Three Easy Ways
16. God Gave Me Two Cars and A Rolex and Other Common Mega Church Testimonies
17. Go To Hell: Straightforward Evangelism Methods
18. The Devil Made Me Do It: How To Defend Yourself On Judgement Day
19. Jesus the Wine-Maker: Study of the Cana Wedding Drinking Spree Incident (John 2)
20. Jesus Ain't Coming Back (Advanced Sunday School Lessons)
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