Finally Final Tumblebugs

I thought there was none but there was more:

1. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

2. Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.

3. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

4. Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

5. Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

6. Quando omni flunkus moritati - when all else fails, play dead.

7. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.

8. All generalizations are dangerous, even this one.

9. If at first you don't succeed, give up, no use looking like a fool.

10. Never ever make absolute unconditional statements.

11. Failure is not falling down, it is not getting up again.

12. If at first you don't succeed, look in the trash for the instructions.

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