Texxxt Rated

I'm sure you've received controversial text messages. Ones which shocked, depressed, angered, surprised, confused, or just plain caught you off-guard. Well, I archive those I get. Let me share them to you (real names witheld of course). I won't give any background explanation anymore. Some are plain enough. As to the rest, use your imagination.

Ms Singer: "Can you keep a secret? Do you know how much I wanted to kill myself? Please don't let anyone know. And please don't ask me why... Good night." (Aug 6, 2007 1:01am)

Mr Funny: "___, automatic naman siguro na sa heaven punta nung bata di ba? 9 years old yun eh... Para panatag loob ko." (Jul 16, 2007 12:19pm)

Mr Quiet: "___ was complaining of abdominal discomfort the past few days but the doctor said sa cough daw iyon. Kagabi he had convulsions then he slowly lost consciousness." (Jul 16, 2007 10:24am)

Ms Teacher: "Allegedly, she hanged herself. Battered wife, left a 5 year old daughter." (Jul 15 2007 10:02pm)

Mr Businessman: "I am so disenchanted with today's church. It has lost its distinctiveness. It's no different from a business establishment." (Jun 13, 2007 12:46am)

Mr Photographer: "May mga kwento kasi tipong night of the living dead sa road batween Pililia and Pakil kaya careful si ___." (Jun 10, 2007 9:01pm)

Mr Relative: "Ok I will visit ___. You know me, palagi ako tumutulong. Your ___ knows it. But they betrayed me. Pero no problem. Jesus knows." (Jun 8, 2007 8:25pm)

Ms Actress: "I'd be too curious to say no." (Jun 7, 2007 9:29pm)

Mr Lawyer: "Ako galing hirap na nagsusumikap umayos ang buhay, ung iba mahirap ganun dahil tamad at walang modo." (May 6, 2007 1:44pm)

Mr Artist: "From ___: I will be working for ___ ___ PR arm. My cousin works for ___ ___, the wife of ___. She confided to my cousin: ___ is GAY. Marriage for convenience lang." (Apr 2, 2007 10:01am)

Mr Boyfriend: "Stop texting ___ already." (Feb 26, 2007 7:05pm)

Ms Love: "Hiniwalayan ako... wala pang one month may sweetie na sya. Sabi niya di pa sila... magulo raw isip nya kung ano gagawin daw nya... Tapos may nangyayari pa rin sa amin... 4x na. Tapos ganito... Hay." (Feb 1, 2007 5:11pm)

Mr Stand-up: "Who the heck is ___ what's his face? Frankly, I find these quotes a waste of my time." (Jan 29, 2007 9:55pm)

Ms Cute: "Nagka crush ako sa yo nung lagi mo ko text and call." (Jan 23, 2007 7:05pm)

Mr Classmate: "I'm losing my faith in God." (Dec 26, 2006 8:53pm)

Ms Model: "I'm not coming back." (Dec 8, 2006 10:20pm)

Mr Band: "___ ___ passed away na. Will let you know the details as soon as I have them." (Dec 8, 2006 9:33am)

Mr Elder: "Siya nga yung disciplinary case, from a reliable source. More than once have undergone disciplinary action. Victim is youth. Confidential muna between us." (Nov 26, 2006 6:03pm)

Mr Colleague: "Please pray for ___, he's in the ICU since yesterday pa. (from Wife)." (Nov 19, 2006 9:08pm)

Mr Angry: "I don't like repeating myself so consider this your last warning... lose my number! Another thing, if you see me stay out of my way." (Aug 5, 2006 2:17pm)

Ms TV: "Patay na daddy ko, pagdasal mo mahuli yung bumaril sa kanya." (Apr 17, 2006 6:16am)

Ms Pretty: "I tried to commit suicide." (Feb 7, 2006 5:51pm)

Ms Abroad: "I watched my debut video the other day nga, na iyak ako." (Apr 25, 2005 12:21pm)

Ms Innocent: "Withdraw tapos gumamit din siya ng condom. Ano ka ba di me preggy." (Mar 29, 2005 12:39am)

Of course I also receive happy, funny, positive, and encouraging texts. But why share them? The ones above are much much more intriguing. Misery loves company.
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