Filmmaker Questions Theologian

February 14, 2006 (9:16pm)
Q: Is it okay to pray before sex?
A: Why not? As long as it does not affect your erection.

May 3, 2006 (3:44pm)
Q: Can I blame the devil for tempting me to do evil?
A: I don't know whether there is a devil or not. The burden of moral responsibility rests on you and me. Demonyo talaga!

August 1, 2006 (3:41pm)
Q: Is it immoral to make a film that has nudity?
A: If the audience focuses on the boobs of the actress, consider your film a success.

October 21, 2006 (12:38pm)
Q: Should I continue making films, even though I haven't been successful commercially?
A: Pag di benta, meron tayo pasikat sa langit. Astig!

October 21, 2006 (1:25pm)
Q: How come it's so hard to find an ideal partner?
A: Tough world, not easily yielding to our ideals. Tulad mo, di ka makakita artistahin na marunong pa. Sabi sa iyo kuha ka ng bobo, sexy, at paaalipin sa iyo.

November 23, 2006 (5:34am)
Q: Should I continue to be a filmmaker or become a prophet instead?
A: Kaya di ka makakuha job, kung anu ano pumapasok sa ulo mo. Of course may prophetic role ang mahuhusay na films kahit mockumentary.

December 16, 2006 (10:03pm)
Q: Should we pray for miracles?
A: I believe in prayer. And occassional miracles. The rest is up to us. He he.

March 5, 2007 (4:38pm)
Q: If you were to write a book, what would it be about?
A: Title ko: "Can Baptists Really Make Love: Theology, Repression, and Sex."

May 22, 2007 (4:25pm)
Q: How come people repeat the same mistakes?
A: Self-afflicted pain is at times easier to allow than to avoid. How ironic!

June 8, 2007 (8:12pm)
Q: Is levitation a manifestation of demonic power?
A: Don't do it. Baka malula ka. Mauntog ka pa.

June 12, 2007 (11:48am)
Q: Do you think theologians have become irrelevant because ordinary people can't relate to them?
A: Who cares if many can't relate? Ganyan ang scholar, we're not here to please anyone.
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